Why aren’t people curious about the taste of human meat?

What does cannibalism mean to you? To the average person? An unspeakable, depraved act of horror? An unfortunate last-resort in times of desperation? Violence? Does it make you sick to your stomach?

I can only assume these are the thoughts that goes through the mind of an average human.

To me, cannibalism is love ♥

It is unconditional love. It is romance. It is a love language.

If i love someone so much, it is second nature for me to want to consume them. What could possibly be more romantic than consuming their flesh of the person I love most in this world!? To have a small piece of them residing cozily within me (until my next thinkle¹, that is).

Food is fun, delicious, and warm. One should be honoured if their partner considers them delectable enough to eat.

In my perfect world, people would regenerate their missing flesh–not unlike that of a crab. It is so unfortunate that crabs are so delicious. They are such sweet, adorable little creatures. I wish I did not like them enough to eat. It’d be interesting if crabs could be milked.

I used to watch videos of individuals partaking in the preparation, cooking, and consumption of organ meats in order to satiate my desire to consume human flesh.

It began the moment i first laid eyes on a video of trisha paytas eating a giant heart-shaped cake

*I recall the original video being of considerable length, but it seems this snippet is all that survives of the event*

From there, i watched videos of people eating the brains, livers, and other shit of various animals.

It eventually led to my discovery of the Netflix original series, “Santa Clarita Diet“

This show made me realize that I love Drew Barrymore. This show also made me realize that i am in love with Timothy Olyphant. This show made me feel represented as a cannibal.

In the Santa Clarita Diet, a woman named Sheila essentially becomes a zombie. On a surface level, she appears to be your typical, alive-and-well human being, but she craves and consumes raw flesh–often of the human variety!

That works for me.

A thinkle is when you go to the thinking chamber (restroom) to release heavy thoughts, as well as tinkle. ↩︎

Lovely little creature